If Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter?
occupations
Shamans are always embarrassing themselves.
It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.
Carpenters enjoy showering. They work up a good lather.
Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.
Aspiring HVAC contractors should make sure they have their ducts in a row.
The toreador must do all he can to defeat his nemesis. It’s his cat-a-gore-a-bull imperative.
Do sailors have to take courses in anchor management?
What’s a dentist’s favourite garment?
A tee-thurt.
The baker of erotic penis-shaped cakes celebrated the full flour of manhood.

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