The Canadian people will tolerate a dictator. Which is why its parliament is pro-roguing.
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When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm.
Is it true that Middle Eastern tyrants Arab-dictating power?
Political kingmakers make it reign.
Fight the Mujahideen? So viet.
A tyrant is like bad weather: The reign never lets up.
Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.

New Puns on Demand filled today!
What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
NED: Will Schwarzenegger be re-elected in California?
ED: Yes – he’s the two-terminator

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