What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
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(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Will Schwarzenegger be re-elected in California?
ED: Yes – he’s the two-terminator
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...They made a movie about Soviet censorship: The Hunt for Redactober.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I find that aldermen are too wooden.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Hamas was elected in the Palestinian territories after promising not to implement environmental measures, such as the controversial car-bomb tax.
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