I find that aldermen are too wooden.
politics
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuingĀ an eggs-accretive order.
President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
Hamas was elected in the Palestinian territories after promising not to implement environmental measures, such as the controversial car-bomb tax.
In the US presidential primaries, vegetarians are overwhelmingly supporting the Democrats. To them Mitt is murder, and there’s no glove lost.
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
Castro is getting rid of his nation’s humiliating food lineups. “Because,” he explained, “we are Queue-ban.”
Barack O’Bahama was the first Irish president of a Caribbean country.
High-ranking government ministers take taxis everywhere. They enjoy cabinet.


