They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
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Which branch of study concerns the Communist movement?
Castrophysics.
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
For a while I was afraid Obama might not win—it was a case of Baracknophobia.
Which disease devastated Russia for centuries?
CZARS.
The Canadian people will tolerate a dictator. Which is why its parliament is pro-roguing.
It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.
The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.
Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he’s in Bob’s way.


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