The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Romney’s biggest scandal was when he denied all scandals, aka Mittigate.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Don’t joke about Hillary Clinton and PMS – she’s the Secretory of State!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...For those who criticize socialized medicine: ICU in Hell.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which branch of study concerns the Communist movement?
Castrophysics.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...For a while I was afraid Obama might not win—it was a case of Baracknophobia.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Which disease devastated Russia for centuries?
CZARS.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.
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