Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.
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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Why does rubbing your hair with vinegar give you head lice?
Because he who acetates is loused.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
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Because a mule and his funny are soon parted!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is Billy Idol satanic?
Yes – Mony is the root of all evil
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