Why does rubbing your hair with vinegar give you head lice?
Because he who acetates is loused.
Why does rubbing your hair with vinegar give you head lice?
Because he who acetates is loused.
Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
If you want to lose weight for your wedding, do it in the Spring. Because bride grows before the fall.
Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
I got mugged in Switzerland, and I’ll never go back. Once Berned, twice shy.
When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
Why do old donkeys rarely laugh?
Because a mule and his funny are soon parted!
Is Billy Idol satanic?
Yes – Mony is the root of all evil