If you want to lose weight for your wedding, do it in the Spring. Because bride grows before the fall.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...I got mugged in Switzerland, and I’ll never go back. Once Berned, twice shy.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do old donkeys rarely laugh?
Because a mule and his funny are soon parted!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is Billy Idol satanic?
Yes – Mony is the root of all evil
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The Italian phone company didn’t worry when invoices to the capital weren’t sent out all at once – because Rome wasn’t billed in a day.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A leper doesn’t change his spots.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...For an archer, opportunity nocks.
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