Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
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Loading... (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...psychological disorders
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Is someone who stomps on your foot a clap-toe-maniac?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Little known fact: the Mongol dictator had a stuttering problem. They called him Again-ghis Khan.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I go watch German acrobats. That turns my frau upside down.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...I am paranoid about pickpockets. I have nervous of steal.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...All the self-mutilators live in Qatar.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I build snowmen in my sleep. I suffer from snowmanbulism.
(12 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)Loading...During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.
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