In Macauley Culkin’s latest film, Home Loan: everyone know which villains are at default. There’s a celebration for Wall Street bankers, and they catch the bad guys at a subprime party.
the economy
What tree is thriving in this depressed economy? The weeping will owe.

The recessionary economy follows the laws of soup line and demand.
Laid off construction workers can be found on the street gravelling for change.
The US economy is debt in the water. Nothing can fill its sales.
During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
Basketball-playing countries suffer from hooperinflation.
There’s a labour shortage in the auto industry. Those who put new treads on cars are all retiring.
Hear about the bored economist who went for a lapdance? When asked how he felt, he said “I hope the D pressin’ never ends!”
If you travel to an economically depressed country, be sure that you speak the languish!