In Macauley Culkin’s latest film, Home Loan: everyone know which villains are at default. There’s a celebration for Wall Street bankers, and they catch the bad guys at a subprime party.

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What tree is thriving in this depressed economy? The weeping will owe.

Weeping will owes: thriving in this depressed economy. Too bad money doesn't grow on trees.
Cry me a river, weeping will owe. Too bad money doesn't grow on trees.
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Laid off construction workers can be found on the street gravelling for change.

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During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.

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Hear about the bored economist who went for a lapdance? When asked how he felt, he said “I hope the D pressin’ never ends!”

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If you travel to an economically depressed country, be sure that you speak the languish!

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