The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My apartment was infested by a pair of insects, so I decided to charge them rent. Does that make me the lessor of two weevils?
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.
(8 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend in Nairobi is awesome; he’s like a Wonder of the World. We call him the Grand Kenyan.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...House painting is very traditional, and its conventions well-coatified.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Those who say they can’t stop don’t really know what’s pause-able.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Buy a winnebagel. You have muffin to lose. People might think you’re cookie, but donut listen.
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