Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.
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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Smiling can be difficult. It involves rearranging your basic frowndations.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...People who forget to replace light bulbs are rather dim-watted.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My imagine hairy friend was quite hirsute.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Is the goddess of wisdom against all we stand for?
Yes, she’s an athena.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I sat naked on a bucket of frozen water, after someone suggested I run for moon icy pail government.
(4 votes, average: 1.25 out of 5)Loading...I tried to avoid weighing my ‘oma’ on a scale, but it was too late — the grammage was done.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I realized I was an incredibly huge giant when I injured the mall of my back.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...How do you brooch the subject?
Stick a pin in their I!
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