I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I resent my parents’ constant suggestions. They make me feel like should.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Whirled Cup is what happens when my wife gets mad at me.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend was crying. I tried to dry her tears by blowing on them. It gave me a case of blew bawls.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The damsel in distress rejected the gallant knight. She was out of his liege.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m being set up with this girl who really loves the metric system. I can’t wait to metre!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Nuclear holocaust: when your family confronts you in an auditorium.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Lactating women should avoid breast implants, especially if they are married. They already have significant udders.
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