Whirled Cup is what happens when my wife gets mad at me.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend was crying. I tried to dry her tears by blowing on them. It gave me a case of blew bawls.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The damsel in distress rejected the gallant knight. She was out of his liege.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m being set up with this girl who really loves the metric system. I can’t wait to metre!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Nuclear holocaust: when your family confronts you in an auditorium.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Lactating women should avoid breast implants, especially if they are married. They already have significant udders.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The unmarried Mafia boss was affectionately known as The Old Made.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is the Maytag man so lonely?
His wife is fridged.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
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