My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m being set up with this girl who really loves the metric system. I can’t wait to metre!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Nuclear holocaust: when your family confronts you in an auditorium.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Lactating women should avoid breast implants, especially if they are married. They already have significant udders.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The unmarried Mafia boss was affectionately known as The Old Made.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is the Maytag man so lonely?
His wife is fridged.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...I married the baker’s daughter because she had really big breads.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Getting ‘cold feet’ at your wedding is a medical illness, aka groomatism.
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