Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?
relationships
I resent my parents’ constant suggestions. They make me feel like should.
Whirled Cup is what happens when my wife gets mad at me.
My girlfriend was crying. I tried to dry her tears by blowing on them. It gave me a case of blew bawls.
The damsel in distress rejected the gallant knight. She was out of his liege.
My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
I’m being set up with this girl who really loves the metric system. I can’t wait to metre!
Nuclear holocaust: when your family confronts you in an auditorium.
Lactating women should avoid breast implants, especially if they are married. They already have significant udders.
The unmarried Mafia boss was affectionately known as The Old Made.


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