My spouse is addicted to the internet. She needs her daily wife-high.
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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...David Duchovny couldn’t get over his old girlfriend. He was an ex-phile.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Would you call a love doctor a Romeopath?
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My athlete wife won an Olympic gold even while I was cheating on her. I told her, “Quit medalling in my affairs!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I fell in love with an organ donor consultant. Alas, she brokered my heart.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The lexicographers were involved in an acronymonious divorce.
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