At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
religion
Atheists find paying homage to God owe deus.
How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.
The goodlooking monk was chaste by women.
Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.
If you tell a priest a joke and he takes it parson oily, he must be a friar.
The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
I would prostitute myself for the chance to join a radical Jewish sect. That’s right, I Lev Tahor.
Is the conclave of Catholic Bishops very boring?
Sigh, nod.
An imam’s shoes are made from allah gaiter.

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