Studying quantum physics is so mysterious the physicists are like a religious brotherhood; in fact they must take a vow of science.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If all the world’s bivalves became extinct, it would be a clamity.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Science has shown that a hungry man can make a sandwich disappear through a physical process of phase transition, aka sub elimination.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Cell biologists are afraid of falling into debt. They’re might-owe-chondriacs.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...Early astronauts had it tough: they worked in Apollo-ing conditions.
(9 votes, average: 2.89 out of 5)Loading...Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.
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Dear Pun Gents, I’m having a meeting to discuss the analysis of mouse mating-calls. The meeting is on Valentine’s Day. Any quirky pun suggestions? ~Emma
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- It’s been mice talking to ya!
- Show me your titmouse.
- Who’s yo’ Ratty?
- Bred anything interesting lately?
- I think I’m in lab with you!
- I find you so infestinating!
- Happy Valen-tiny Rodent Day
- I’ve got my ides on you.
- USV happy to see me! (USV = ultrasonic vocalizations, which is how mice communicate)
- The female mouse fell in love with male mouse once she saw the size of his black six.
- Which mice make good prostitutes? The ones with the mus sells.
(6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...A group of scientists from around the world recently got together to verbally abuse some marsupials. It was a koala berative effort.
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