WE SHALL INDOOR

Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a punny team name for my field hockey team (indoor) for our tournament. Can you find something that will reference field hockey? Thanks. ~Sara, Regina, SK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Terribullies
  2. Weapons of Mass Obstruction
  3. Homi-Side-in Maniacs
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I DIG YOU

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to ask a girl to prom. She plays volleyball, so it can be related to that. ~Josh, San José, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Just don’t spike my drink, ok?
  2. Haven’t I seen you on the net?
  3. You look smashing.
  4. Say no, and I’ll ball.
  5. I’ve also been around the block
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WHAT, ME WARRIOR?

Dear Pun Gents, my friends and I from work are doing a 5k.  Along with the running there are “obstacles from hell.”  It is called the warrior dash. ~Tara, Lufkin, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Dash 5
  2. Obsteamious
  3. Obstacular
  4. What, Me Warrior?
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MALTRAMARATHON

Dear Pun Gents, we’re 5 girls, 2 guys running in an ultra marathon starting at one brewing company and ending at another. Need a short, drinking-related name! ~Heather, Roeland Park, KS

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. We Run Pasteur
  2. Faster, Higher, Lager
  3. Hops Scotch
  4. Rock Hard ABVs [Alcohol By Volume]
  5. Barrely Alive
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MUSICAL LINEUP

Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny team name for a girls intramural softball team at my college. All of the girls are music majors or minors. Needs to be clean. ~Kassie, Brownwood, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bar Be Eyes [RBIs]
  2. Aces of Bases
  3. Ludwig van Basethrowven
  4. Handel the Bat
  5. Bat Girls
  6. Treble Play
  7. Fever Pitch
  8. Slide Trombones
  9. SwingandaMissimo
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LONG TIME PUNNING

Dear Pun Gents, two other ladies and I are running a marathon relay and we need a punny team name, possibly incorporating our love for imbibing, running, and/or how not fast we are. Thanks! ~Erika, Seattle, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The 26ers [26 mile race/ 26 oz bottle of booze]
  2. Jog Wild
  3. Pain for Drinks
  4. Limbibers
  5. Pace Be With You
  6. Running on Empties
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THE SLURPER BOWL

Dear Pun Gents, my co-ed football team is trying to think of a name with a sexual pun to it. That’s what the captain wants.  Something where Will Ferrell would say haha. ~Olivia, Fayetteville, NC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Tight Ends [too obvious]
  2. Poonters
  3. Hut Slots
  4. We Touch Down There
  5. No Cuddle Offense
  6. Line of Rimmage
  7. Third and Long
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ROLLING IN DOHA

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team at work. We are a drilling team that drill gas wells offshore. ~CD, Doha, Qatar

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rolling in Doha
  2. The Qataracts: We Strike You Blind
  3. The Drillionaires
  4. Offshore Things
  5. The Spillage People
  6. Power Ball Lads
  7. A Spare a Gas
  8. Gas Spare Tame? [yikes]
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WE MAKE PUNS ON COMMANDO

Dear Pun Gents, we have a group of 10 girls running a 5K race that has different obstacles and free beer at the end, and we’d love your help with our team name. The event is called Go Commando 5K. ~Laura, St. Paul, MN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The 10 Commandoments
  2. Girls Run Wild
  3. Shoed to Kill
  4. The Obstacle Chorus
  5. Commando 5k – The Free Beards for Free Beer
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