EXTREME INSULINS

Dear Pun Gents: The JDRF (Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation) is starting a running club to train and do some races, with a marathon at the end of the season. We’re looking for a name. Some words to spark your sass: insulin, pancreas, glucose, islet cells. ~Sarah, Excelsior, MN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. [Running with] Extreme Insulins
  2. We didn’t just bond: We Glucose
  3. Banting and Panting
  4. You Sugar Me All Night Long
  5. No Man Is An Islet
  6. Tryabetes [or Tri-abetes for Triathlon]
  7. Pancreassassins
  8. Don’t Believe the Type
  9. Diabeat You Up
  10. Do or Diabetes
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TOUR DE FRIENDS

Dear Pun Gents, my husband and I are forming a cycling team to do charity rides (we don’t race anymore) with some friends from LA. We are from Massachusetts (Cape Cod). Happy to pay your fee for some good names! ~Kim, Orleans

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Gearly Beloved
  2. CodPieces
  3. Bikoastal
  4. Tour de Friends
  5. Dirty MassCals
  6. Ex Race
  7. The Cause Way
  8. Velociposse
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THE RUNNING JOKES

Dear PunGents, we are a couple running a half-marathon as a relay team. She is from the midwest and he is from the deep south. We need a name. ~Karen

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Relayted Couple
  2. The Half-Married Thongs
  3. The Long Distance Relationship
  4. Going the Distance
  5. Half the Marathon I Used to Be
  6. The Running Jokes
  7. Carnal Relay Shins
  8. Across Country Team
  9. Bless Us, for we have Shinned
  10. The Better Halfs
  11. You Shoe Me All Night Long
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HRmy of DARKNESS

Dear Pun Gents, we are HR employees in a healthcare organization forming a team for a 100-mile fitness challenge. There are going to be other teams from other departments, so we need something catchy to identify us as HR. ~Lisa, Richmond

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. HRotica
  2. HRmes (Greek God)
  3. HRmy of Darkness
  4. March into Health
  5. Take it Personnelly
  6. 100-Mile Riot
  7. Friends with Benefit Plans
  8. 100 Miles/HR
  9. Personnel trainers
  10. We had the runs for a century
  11. The Hired Guns
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LIGHT ON OUR FEET

Dear Pun Gents, four friends—two guys, two girls—are doing a 5k ‘glow run’ involving glow sticks and techno music. We need a team name! ~Tracy, Tampa, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Beats me up, Scotty
  2. Off the Beatin’ Tracks
  3. Light on our Feet
  4. The Glowsbusters
  5. Stark Ravin’ Mad
  6. Sticky Feet
  7. Glowrunimo
  8. Rave You To the Finish
  9. Race the Roof
  10. Glowlegged
  11. The Hippydrome
  12. Andre 5000 (metres)

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A HUE GOOD WOMEN

Dear Pun Gents, we’re a group of 40-something fun ladies doing a color run. Can you help us with a name? ~Jo, Beaumont, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Huetonium
  2. Bluetonium
  3. Hue-ten Nannies
  4. A Hue Good Women
  5. Pantones in a knot
  6. Shady Characters
  7. The Pink Hos
  8. Sprectrunners
  9. Purpleslass Exercise
  10. Chromagnons
  11. Colorado
  12. Runbows
  13. Orangetans
  14. Inspectra Gadget
  15. Orange You Faster than That
  16. Green Achers
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LADY CHATTERLEY’S LOBBERS

Dear Pun Gents, we need creative names for two south Texas ladies tennis teams. Tournament is January in San Antonio, so we need hot names for a cold-weather tournament. ~Beth, San Antonio, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Alamommas
  2. The Antonio Bandieras
  3. It Tex Two
  4. Gringers
  5. Some Like it Swat
  6. Forehandplay
  7. Quality Service
  8. Unforced Arias
  9. Looks are Deuceiving
  10. Straight Ace
  11. Tough Love
  12. Ten-is Pretty Cold
  13. The Baseline Temperatures
  14. We Love -40 Below (Love-40)
  15. The Racquettes
  16. Lady Chatterley’s Lobbers
  17. No Sets on the Beach
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DOZEN GET ANY EASIER

Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name. Twelve of us (7 ladies, 5 gents) are doing a race called the Ragnar Relay: a 200-mile race from Huntington Beach to San Diego. The race takes about 24 hours, with running straight through. Maybe something to do with Lactic Acid. Some names already used are: Lactic Acid Flashbacks; Dear Legs, I am Sorry; We Got the Runs. ~Zach, California

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ragnarok Stars (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar%C3%B6k)
  2. Lactated Shin Consultants
  3. 1 Day and Confused
  4. SoCal Hoaxes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair)
  5. Dozen Get Any Easier
  6. Runnin’ Ragnared
  7. Miley Sigh-us.
  8. The SDTees
  9. Two-Four the Show
  10. Marathunder
  11. Sweatier Report
  12. Sole Searching
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DIAGNOSIS: THE RUNS

Dear Pun Gents, we are on a tough mudder team at Lake Tahoe. We are a bunch of military medical personnel from Oregon who like to drink beer and have a good time. We aren’t able to agree on team name (I said blood, sweat and beers but that was vetoed). I would like  something clever, cheeky, slightly vulgar–but no swear words (my mom is on the team). ~Rachael, Klamath Falls, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Trouble Brewing
  2. Medevacuating bowels
  3. Iron OR
  4. The OreGoners
  5. Diagnosis: The Runs
  6. Mighty Morphine Power Rangers
  7. Beer and Gloating near Las Vegas
  8. Mediculous
  9. Mudderly Love
  10. Tahoes of the Town
  11. Obstacular Shleptacular

 

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DIRECT SIZZLES

Dear Pun Gents, I’m in direct sales (romance enhancement products) and I’m looking for a professional, classy, but fun(ny) name for my team of ladies that the company and my downline will approve. ~Ami, Wichita, Kansas

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Slumberinas
  2. Hot Damn!sels
  3. The Empoweresses
  4. Ex-Prude Advisors
  5. Sultrysts
  6. The Super Eros [Superheros]

 

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