team name

RENO-OVATION

Dear Pun Gents, I and 11 of my friends are running in a 178-mile relay race, the Reno Tahoe Odyssey. Most of us are structural engineers with a few other professions thrown in the mix (accountant, physical therapist, server etc). We ran this race last year under the name “Team Honey Badger: because we don’t give a sh!t.” however that name must go. We enjoy drinking, having a good time and running of course. Also, this year we have an international teammate coming in from New Zealand.  ~Matthew, Nevada

AS THE PUN GENTS

  1. Reno-Ovation
  2. Odyssissies
  3. Smilers
  4. Destructuralists
  5. Busting out of the Joints
  6. Knee Joint Venture
  7. Runnilingus
  8. Tahosana
  9. Kiwi to Win
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OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE

Dear Pun Gents, I’m joining my husband’s fantasy football league. I’m the first female to join. They consider themselves a “competitive league with serious players”, but I intend to bust their balls all season. But first, I need a team name that’ll break the “boys only” ice, something hilarious with lots of “new girl” wit. Sexually explicit? Well of course! Thanks! ~Crystal, San Diego, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Scoring All Night
  2. Kicking Your Balls
  3. Out of Your League
  4. Don’t Touch Down There
  5. Clash of the Tight Ends
  6. Bringing Slotty Back
  7. Ballroom Blitz
  8. Say My Namath
  9. Ass Interference
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QUERIOUS GEORGE

Dear Pun Gents, I am seeking a team name for my trivia team. We are a) patent attorneys b) primarily gay c) raising the median age of this trivia night at a local bar by about ten years. Thoughts? ~George, Sydney

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Queriousity
  2. The Querymen
  3. Manswers
  4. Buzzundteit
  5. IP – In your Face!
  6. Attorney Men of Champions
  7. The Old Spicy Guys
  8. Lawful Crownal Knowledge
  9. Go Ogle It
  10. La Triviata
  11. Trebekistan
  12. ImPatents
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RACE DON’T MATTER

Dear Pun Gents, I’m taking my cousin and good friend to complete their first 5k obstacle race called Rugged Maniac. We would like a funny and clever team name! If it helps, I’m Hawaiian, my cousin is Mexican, and my friend is Puerto Rican. (2 girls and 1 guy) ~Uilani, Fort Lauderdale, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Aloha Rangers
  2. 2 girls, 1 guy, 1 cup
  3. The Obstakillers
  4. HuLatinos
  5. Oahulatinos
  6. DRugged
  7. Race Don’t Matter
  8. Pacificcaribean
  9. Finish? Lyin’
  10. The Finnish Lions
  11. Two Islands and a Taco
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WRESTLENAMIA

Dear Pun Gents, I am a professional wrestler. My name is “Gorgeous” Greg Romero, and my tag team partner is named “Cold-Hearted” Corey Phillips. We need a tag team name that fits our sunglass, leather-vest clad, flamboyant bad boy personas. Please help! ~Greg, Las Vegas, NV

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Flamboyas
  2. Oakley Bros
  3. Leather Report
  4. Shrieking Violets
  5. The Broman Empire
  6. Punktoberfest
  7. Tagalicious
  8. Biceptennial
  9. The Abdominal Showmen
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WALKIE TALKERS

Dear Pun Gents, we are a group of 12 moms from Camas (paper mill town), walking the Portland to Coast 130 mile relay. We will be wearing bright orange shorts and we are looking for a funny team name we can use year after year! ~Debra, Camas, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Home on the Orange
  2. Gait Shorties
  3. Broad Distances
  4. Camaschameleons
  5. End up in Camas
  6. Dozen Mean Anything
  7. The Pulp Frictions
  8. Camassive Chafing
  9. The Blistering Paces
  10. Walkie Talkers
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BATON DOWN THE HATCHBACKS

Dear Pun Gents, We are running a big relay race. We will have two vans, and would like to have a name for each van that goes together. One van has guys, one has the gals. We are from Silverton, so would like something with Silver, but doesn’t have to be. The hosts love Star Wars. Thank you. ~Amanda, Silverton, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Some Star Wars-related suggestions

  1. Blue leader/red leader (not puns)
  2. Yodaman! + YodaLadyhoos
  3. Girls van: The Gal-lack-dick Empire + Boys van: The JarJar Dinks, or The Hand Solos
  4. Obi Van Kenobi + Jabba the Hatchback
  5. The Hard to Detours
  6. Anakin Goes
  7. The Lando Rovers
  8. Vanakins Skywalker
  9. The Death Cars

    Silver-related suggestions

  10. Silverton is the new gold
  11. Team Ag47
  12. You’ve Got the Silver
  13. The Silverados
  14. Silversun Pickup Trucks
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SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANTE

Dear Pun Gents, I am doing an obstacle 5K with co-workers called the Hell Run. The team is 12 girls and 3 guys and we were all given funny hell names. We need a team name. ~Christina, Kent, WA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Hades and Gentlemen
  2. With a Little Hell From my Friends
  3. Damn Nation
  4. Singe City
  5. The Charred Toppers
  6. Weekend at Burnies
  7. Hell Run Hubbards
  8. Lucifers Place
  9. Sulphurin’ Succotash
  10. Killin’ Hellers
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BOWLING GREEN

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team. The event is St. Patrick’s Day and our team works for a power/electric utility. ~Tricia, Sanford, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Lucky Strikes
  2. Leprechauntract Demand
  3. Thunderballs
  4. Power Alleys
  5. Electric Buzzards
  6. Power Delivery
  7. Noah’s Arcs
  8. Fuse to Lose
  9. Hertz So Good
  10. The Family Joules
  11. Lightning Strikes
  12. Natural Monopoly
  13. Spare Power
  14. Split Circuits
  15. Circuits du Solar [Cirque du Soleil]
  16. Thanks for the donation!
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KNOWS JOB

Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name for Quiz Night at our kid’s school. We are all 40-somethings with 5th graders. It needs to be pretty clean. We are the team who is there to have fun, drink wine and just hope to finish respectably in the top half.  ***Donation made!*** ~Beth, Arlington, VA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1.    Buzzerkers
2.    Jeopardy Animals
3.    Quizknows
4.    Knows Job
5.    Wine Knows
6.    Quiztal Method
7.    Answers and Uncles
8.    La Triviata
9.    Mr and Miscellaneous
10.    Grades Cool

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