Does the terrorist business model involve vertical interrogation and just-in-timer delivery?
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Hear about the aerosol spray that militant Northern Irish Catholics have been using to kill rival Protestants? They call it in-sect-ocide.
The suicide bomber economy tends to follow a boom! bus cycle.
Which terrorist is a dangerous pedophile?
Been laddin’.
The documentary about terrorists who flew a plane into a high school?
Boeing for Columbine.
Religious suicide bombers? Some of these wacky terrorists have been smoking the koranic.
Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:
After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.
Turkish terrorists need some help with their Ankara management problem.
What’s an Iraqi cannibal’s favourite dish?
Legs, Sunni side up!
(but what about cheese Kurds?)
Full garbage cans are a terrorist threat, aka Bin Laden.