I refuse to add yeast to my bread, after nein-a-leaven.
terrorism
Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.
When the Muslim vacationer landed in New York during a heat wave, he was immediately arrested by Homeland Security. “But, but,” the unsuspecting tourist protested, “all I said was ‘gee, it’s hot!‘”
Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.
Which terrorist is a dangerous pedophile?
Been laddin’.
The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’
A terrorist in Canada is anyone who ISIS the puck.
The terrorists who attack via weaponized cows are the most a bomb in a bull kind.
Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!
Hear about the aerosol spray that militant Northern Irish Catholics have been using to kill rival Protestants? They call it in-sect-ocide.