Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.
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Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male.
In the Bible, who was stowed away in the belly of a ship?
Jonah of Ark.
Jesus didn’t bring his friend back from the dead. The fellow was merely sleeping. And so it was “Lazy-rus, come forth!”
I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.
Jonah fell asleep and got swallowed alive by a whale. Good thing he wasn’t sharkoleptic!
Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
How does the the Baseball Bible start?
‘In the big inning…’