Never ride your bike by yourself in a coastal region during cycle-alone season.
the weather
Why could Frosty the Snowman see everything?
Because he had ice in the back of his head!
Best of #Snowmageddon Puns*:
- CherSnowbyl
- Apocalypse Snow
- Snowsama bin Laden
- snOMG
- Snowtorious BIG
- Blizzy Smalls
- Queen EBlizzardbeth
- SuperSnowva
- Snovacaine
- Snow J
- Snowlocaust
- Warning: This Weather Features Graphic Snowdity and Adult SituaFlaketions
- Help Me, Snowbi Wan!
- Snow Country for Old Men
- Great Squall of China
*given recent snow-based hysteria, most of these are NOT Pun Gents Originals
Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?
Because of the ‘wide out’ conditions.
What did Fog say to Mrs. Fog?
“I’ve mist you!”
If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.
Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it.
When the Muslim vacationer landed in New York during a heat wave, he was immediately arrested by Homeland Security. “But, but,” the unsuspecting tourist protested, “all I said was ‘gee, it’s hot!‘”
What happened when Jesus preached to his disciples in the rain?
They bore wetness to the truth!