How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
USA
Abraham Linkedin was incredibly well-connected.
The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.
Mexican border wall? We taco fence to that.
YOU SUCKAGAWAEA
Dear Pun Gents, a pun about Lewis & Clark. ~Sophia, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- As explorers, they must have got tired. After I while I bet they were just searching for the Northwest Massage.
- How did Lewis insult Clark? “You Suckagawaea!”
- Their obsession with reaching the west coast aka a Pacifixation.