When Lincoln freed the slaves, he was striving for social equal Abraham.
world leaders
If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?
Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
Did Genghis Khan sleep his way to the top?
Yes, the Mongol whored.
When the dictator of North Korea had a sex change, he also changed his name: Kim Un Hung.
The Queen ordered that all the redwoods in England be cut down, because despite their height they gave very little shade. “They are guilty,” she said, “of high tree sun.”
There’s one US State that loves Barack so much, they’re calling it All Obama.
French humour is so Sarkozstic
Which president always nicknames his friends?
Dub ya!
The Italian fascist dictator was a trivia expert: Benito Miscellany.