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I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I’m willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.
Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.
The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.
Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
When Lincoln freed the slaves, he was striving for social equal Abraham.
If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?
Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
Did Genghis Khan sleep his way to the top?
Yes, the Mongol whored.


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