I GET WEP

Dear Pun Gents,
I need a really clever name for my wifi network. If it helps, GW lives down the street from me. That’s all I got. Oh! I’ve read all the “top wifi names” articles, so please be original. Please be my funny! ~Erin, Dallas, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Wified when you can cuddle
  2. Cuz I got Wi, cuz I got Fi
  3. WTFi
  4. I GET WEP
  5. Enter assward
  6. Enter pa’s wart
  7. Neithernet Port
  8. Do the DNSty
  9. MMMbps, ba duba dop
  10. Webbins of Mass Distraction
  11. Surfin’ Turf
  12. If you’re IP and you know it – enter pass.
  13. Keep it on the download
  14. You can use my wifi if I can suck the air out of your nose. [not a pun]
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DON’T STOP BEAVERING

Dear Pun Gents,
we are planning a 1st Annual Gala fundraiser/dinner/auction for our Bemidji State University, Athletic Scholarships. We are located in Northern MN. Our mascot is ‘The Beavers’ and our colors are Green & White. This is going to be formal event, and we are looking for a fun yet classy name. Help! ~Jean, Minnesota

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Money? Leave it to Beavers!
  2. Don’t Stop Beavering
  3. Beaver Fever
  4. Green + White = Gold
  5. Unfreeze our Funds
  6. Bemidjial Classes
  7. Raising Big Buckies [mascot name]: it will Be-A-Ver-y good time
  8. Big Bucky Gala: Raising $ for Dam Good Cause
  9. No BS: it’s Bemidjial State
  10. Look Out: Green Aid!
  11. Gala – Advancing with the Stars
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