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All Puns for April, 2013


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04/30/13

I GET WEP

Dear Pun Gents,
I need a really clever name for my wifi network. If it helps, GW lives down the street from me. That’s all I got. Oh! I’ve read all the “top wifi names” articles, so please be original. Please be my funny! ~Erin, Dallas, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Wified when you can cuddle
  2. Cuz I got Wi, cuz I got Fi
  3. WTFi
  4. I GET WEP
  5. Enter assward
  6. Enter pa’s wart
  7. Neithernet Port
  8. Do the DNSty
  9. MMMbps, ba duba dop
  10. Webbins of Mass Distraction
  11. Surfin’ Turf
  12. If you’re IP and you know it – enter pass.
  13. Keep it on the download
  14. You can use my wifi if I can suck the air out of your nose. [not a pun]
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04/30/13

Speaking English is paradoxical: it often requires one to take a vowel of silence.

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04/29/13

A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.

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04/28/13

An academic who studied mouthwash shortages had his conclusions dismissed as ‘out of Scope‘.

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04/27/13

I dropped a chocolatey treat down my pants while camping – but I didn’t let it stop me. One ‘smore into the breech!

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04/26/13

I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.

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04/25/13

Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!

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04/24/13

My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful.

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04/23/13

During World War II many Belgians were recruited to bake fluffy treats for the Lustwaffle

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04/22/13

Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.

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