Month: April 2013

I GET WEP

Dear Pun Gents,
I need a really clever name for my wifi network. If it helps, GW lives down the street from me. That’s all I got. Oh! I’ve read all the “top wifi names” articles, so please be original. Please be my funny! ~Erin, Dallas, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Wified when you can cuddle
  2. Cuz I got Wi, cuz I got Fi
  3. WTFi
  4. I GET WEP
  5. Enter assward
  6. Enter pa’s wart
  7. Neithernet Port
  8. Do the DNSty
  9. MMMbps, ba duba dop
  10. Webbins of Mass Distraction
  11. Surfin’ Turf
  12. If you’re IP and you know it – enter pass.
  13. Keep it on the download
  14. You can use my wifi if I can suck the air out of your nose. [not a pun]
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DON’T STOP BEAVERING

Dear Pun Gents,
we are planning a 1st Annual Gala fundraiser/dinner/auction for our Bemidji State University, Athletic Scholarships. We are located in Northern MN. Our mascot is ‘The Beavers’ and our colors are Green & White. This is going to be formal event, and we are looking for a fun yet classy name. Help! ~Jean, Minnesota

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Money? Leave it to Beavers!
  2. Don’t Stop Beavering
  3. Beaver Fever
  4. Green + White = Gold
  5. Unfreeze our Funds
  6. Bemidjial Classes
  7. Raising Big Buckies [mascot name]: it will Be-A-Ver-y good time
  8. Big Bucky Gala: Raising $ for Dam Good Cause
  9. No BS: it’s Bemidjial State
  10. Look Out: Green Aid!
  11. Gala – Advancing with the Stars
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THE ROW LESS TRAVELLED

Dear Pun Gents, we are a Stand Up Paddle Club and we have just entered an Adventure Race. We have two teams of 3–two girls and a guy on each. We need a fun name for each team that will go together and play off each other. The race is a bike, trek and paddle. Can you help us??? ~Ashlyn, Lafayette, LA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Three Oar More
  2. Iron Oars
  3. Bobbin Oars [Bobby Orr]
  4. The Strokes
  5. Surf | Turf
  6. Deadly Strokes | Hard Attacks
  7. Strokin Off a Victory
  8. Stroklahoma | Trexas
  9. Alex TrekBikea
  10. Stand Up For your Bikes
  11. Drug Paddled Haze | Strokecaine Addicts
  12. Canoedle
  13. Adventure-race Types
  14. Riding the Threeway
  15. Start Treks
  16. The Row Less Travelled
  17. Row | Wade
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TEMPEST IN A PEE CUP

Dear Pun Gents,
My work team needs a clever name for a marathon. We do pre-employment screening tests, e.g. drug tests, breath-alcohol tests, physicals, etc. Nothing too vulgar because we are representing our company, but clever and funny would be suitable. Please help!
~Sarah, Edmonton, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Testy Feelings
  2. Tempest in a Pee Cup
  3. Running some Tests
  4. Urining for Victory
  5. The out of breathalyzers
  6. Big Screen Thrillers
  7. The Hired Stuff
  8. Who Let the Drugs Out
  9. Physical Labour
  10. HRmy
  11. Run to the Bathroom
  12. Vial Behaviour
  13. No Test for the Wicked
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