Foul tasting medicine was invented by the pill-grims.
If I were on death row and they denied me my last meal, and sent me straight to the gallows instead, I would get hangry.
Smartphone downloads will at last be available in North Korea, under the U.S. and South Korea’s policy of app easement.
If you want to borrow my rope, you will have to sign a free trade a cord.
Anyone who makes fart jokes has a terrible scents of humour.
Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
I like joking. It makes me feel a tease.
Which marsupial fetus has its own email address? The womb@.
Poets should be paid by the stanza. Is that such a per verse idea?