Month: April 2018
I wish I could cure a global pandemic. But that’s outside my sphere of influenza.
Levi-Strauss is well positioned to profit from a jean populations.
People who ride public transit every day sure do take a lot of a bus.
I wanted a job as a guillotine operator so I could, you know, get a head.
On a foggy day, I split up with my fiancĂ©e. Now I’m Girlless in the Mist.
I was choking on a popsicle, and my mom said “Quit yer lolly gagging!”