April, 2018 :: PunGents.com

Foul tasting medicine was invented by the pill-grims.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

If I were on death row and they denied me my last meal, and sent me straight to the gallows instead, I would get hangry.

(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)

Smartphone downloads will at last be available in North Korea, under the U.S. and South Korea’s policy of app easement.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

If you want to borrow my rope, you will have to sign a free trade a cord.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Anyone who makes fart jokes has a terrible scents of humour.

(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)

I like joking. It makes me feel a tease.

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

Which marsupial fetus has its own email address? The womb@.

(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

Poets should be paid by the stanza. Is that such a per verse idea?

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”

(7 votes, average: 2.57 out of 5)