What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
“Trigger treat!“
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Didja hear a 1960s Canadian prime minister started wearing earrings? It’s true it’s true, Lester B Pearson.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Trade unions are legal. And even if they weren’t, it’s ‘innocent until proven guildy‘.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My old gardener was so mean to me, so I told him to go back to school. Now he’s a kinder gartener.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Evidence has been found of Jughead’s hat, Pop Tate’s Choklit Shoppe, and Dilton Doiley’s glasses, according to Riverdale Archieologists.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You got promoted from captain to a higher rank? I bet that major day!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I dreamed I was a rodent. It was a mouse unusual dream.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t like rich people. Buncha swankers.
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