What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
“Trigger treat!“
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend Amelia is depressed about life. So I told her to be much more judgmental about things. That would Amelia rate her situation.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Didja hear a 1960s Canadian prime minister started wearing earrings? It’s true it’s true, Lester B Pearson.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...On Hallowe’en, punsters are out in farce.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Trade unions are legal. And even if they weren’t, it’s ‘innocent until proven guildy‘.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My old gardener was so mean to me, so I told him to go back to school. Now he’s a kinder gartener.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Evidence has been found of Jughead’s hat, Pop Tate’s Choklit Shoppe, and Dilton Doiley’s glasses, according to Riverdale Archieologists.
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