Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!”
Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
Have some fast food – it’s Good Fry Day!
Noticing somebody’s skin colour is just hue man.
True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.
Bill Clinton was definitely oversaxed.
I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.
An app-based bra-sharing service: Büber. The competition is Lift.