Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!”
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When men become priests, they often get tattoos on their bellies, because they are permanently ab staining.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
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(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Noticing somebody’s skin colour is just hue man.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.
(4 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Bill Clinton was definitely oversaxed.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.
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