Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!”
Month: April 2019
When men become priests, they often get tattoos on their bellies, because they are permanently ab staining.
David Cameron to his referendum foes: “Don’t mess with me. I’ll EU for Brexit!’
Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.
I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
I thought I could figure out the Rubik’s puzzle in under a minute.
What cubris!
Have some fast food – it’s Good Fry Day!
Noticing somebody’s skin colour is just hue man.