Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!”
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When men become priests, they often get tattoos on their bellies, because they are permanently ab staining.
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.
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