Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!”
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
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(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Noticing somebody’s skin colour is just hue man.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.
(4 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Bill Clinton was definitely oversaxed.
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(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...An app-based bra-sharing service: Büber. The competition is Lift.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Remember when the CEO of Microsoft freaked out on stage, like an insane monkey? Two words: The BaboonaBallmer
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