Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!”
When men become priests, they often get tattoos on their bellies, because they are permanently ab staining.
Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.
I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
I thought I could figure out the Rubik’s puzzle in under a minute.
Have some fast food – it’s Good Fry Day!
Noticing somebody’s skin colour is just hue man.
True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.