Have some fast food – it’s Good Fry Day!
Month: April 2019
True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.
Bill Clinton was definitely oversaxed.
I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.
An app-based bra-sharing service: Büber. The competition is Lift.
Remember when the CEO of Microsoft freaked out on stage, like an insane monkey? Two words: The BaboonaBallmer
Call me scent o’ mental, but when I talk to you I can smell the crazy.
What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
I complain a lot about wineries.