When it comes to cheeses, demolition experts don’t like cheddar; they prefer de brie.
Month: March 2020
What’s the sweatiest Jedi workout? Hot Yoda.
The loan shark quoted a ridiculously extortionate rate. I said, ‘are usurious?
If you want to become a good magician you ought to pocus on your craft.
Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a hippopotamus.
I’m glad it’s not summer. Once, my computer almost exploded in the swell Turing heat.
Do citrus farmers drive around in lime-oozings?
There was a man arrested for throwing hot coffee in people’s faces. The police report noted ‘the suspect made use of brewed force‘.
The fruit juice entrepreneur was quite snappley dressed.
My relationship with Betty Crocker has been misconstrudled.