Do watch repairmen work over time?
Month: March 2020
Wildebeest farts are a gnu’s scents.
I have a new nose. That’s sniffty.
How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?
“Ewe conduit!“
Cryptographers like to sleep around, always cracking coeds.
A hooligan ripped apart a Hindu holy text inside the Taj Mahal. He was charged with Agra Veda’d assault.
The baseball player’s swing was so good, some said it defied the Laws of Physics. The critics, however, claimed his bat was quarked.
Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon?
Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed.
Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.