March, 2020 :: PunGents.com

Do watch repairmen work over time?

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Wildebeest farts are a gnu’s scents.

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I have a new nose. That’s sniffty.

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How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?

“Ewe conduit!“

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Cryptographers like to sleep around, always cracking coeds.

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A hooligan ripped apart a Hindu holy text inside the Taj Mahal. He was charged with Agra Veda’d assault.

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The baseball player’s swing was so good, some said it defied the Laws of Physics. The critics, however, claimed his bat was quarked.

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Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon?

Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed.

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Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.

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