Month: March 2020
How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?
“Ewe conduit!“
A hooligan ripped apart a Hindu holy text inside the Taj Mahal. He was charged with Agra Veda’d assault.
Do social media professors wear Tweet jackets?
When the college dormitory tampon machine broke, they declared a coed red.
What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
Scarecrows don’t frighten me nor do their empty threads.
I don’t like cheap pens. I’m fauxbic.
The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.