The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
Month: March 2020
The agile prostitute kept in shape by parkwhoring.
Those who lose the Souper Bowl tend to hear lots of boouillons from the fans. But give credit to the Packers for ladling it on the line and showing a stiff upper lipton.
Does the King of The Little People rely on inchmen do to his bidding?
My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
I sneezed in my sleep. Now I’m afraid I have bed boogas.
The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.
A used auto salesman, aka a cardealogist.
How did Shakespeare earn an income? A: Barder.