I told a few jokes in my shower. Nobody laughed. I said “Man, tough grout.”
Month: June 2021
The poorly endowed man committed suicide because he didn’t be long.
I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.
Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
When the weather’s sticky in summer I feel glue-me.
Hear about the Spanish cop who got a GPS tracker for Christmas, but it turned out to be faulty?
Police navi-dud!
Dictionary sales are languaging.
In the ’70s, where did music go to die? A: The ABBAtoir.
The U.S. state that employs the most illegal immigrants has a nickname, ie Call-a-foreigner.
Few know where the the practice of skinny dipping came from. It has murky organs.