June, 2021 :: PunGents.com

Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”

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Is the overuse of prescription drugs leading to the End of the World?

Yes, Pharmageddon aka the Apothecalypse.

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Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.

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Quality of pub food is measured by which instrument? A barroom eater

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At the visually impaired convention they were blind up for hours.

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Amputees would love to revolt, and form a nolegarchy. But they refuse to rise up! [… at least they contribute to the noleg economy]

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A-Rod plays worse when he has a cold. He just isn’t fielding well.

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Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.

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I woke up beside an elephant. Man did I feel trunk last night.

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