Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
Is the overuse of prescription drugs leading to the End of the World?
Yes, Pharmageddon aka the Apothecalypse.
Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
Quality of pub food is measured by which instrument? A barroom eater
At the visually impaired convention they were blind up for hours.
Amputees would love to revolt, and form a nolegarchy. But they refuse to rise up! [… at least they contribute to the noleg economy]
A-Rod plays worse when he has a cold. He just isn’t fielding well.
Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.
I woke up beside an elephant. Man did I feel trunk last night.