June, 2021 :: PunGents.com

I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.

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There’s a new learning method tailored for fat kids: aka the Brontessori schools.

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Tying a sheepshank is plain knots if you ask me.

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I tried to help after the spit massacre, but there were no salivas.

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When ungulates are making headlines, must be a slow gnus day.

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Wide men can’t jump.

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If your child has no father, you must go to France and hire a no-pere.

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Being Scottish is an addiction. It’s quite haggis-forming.

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Hell is on strike. The workers are demon strating.

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True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.

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