My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
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(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car?
Parallel barking!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...What do you say after making a video-game joke?
“No pun Nintendo’d!”
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: Remember that goodlooking amputee from last night?
ED: Yeah – she really cauterize!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.
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