Those with active salivary glands have the gift of the gob.
A tall woman with a perky bosom probably enjoyed several growth perts.
New Puns on Demand posted!
Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.
Happy New Year. But why do I feel so auld?
When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
The butcher with leftover bits of carcass was struggling to make ends meat. I never sausage effort; it was offally hard work.
When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
A flightless bird never has soar wings.
Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.
When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis.