I feel the Death Star blows up planets for Alderaan reasons.
Month: April 2022
Some say that Germans have no emotions, because they are from the planet Vulcan. Spocken Sie Deutsche?
Waiting to get on a plane makes me boarder line crazy.
The homeless lawyer worked hobono.
It’s difficult to spot a Norseman. They have a Loki personality.
When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
I tried to take the wrinkles out of my Fool’s-Gold pastry. But I can’t iron pie right.
The best part of working at Cinnabon: the hot and sticky loafmaking #cinnabon
When I fast I just hunger down and do it.
An unbroken horse is mare rage material.