Locutus suffered from excess flatulation after feasting on the s’more gas Borg.
Month: April 2022
People with Restless Legs Syndrome are often skinny, because of poor shin control.
Relaxing music puts me in a calm position.
I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
Little people shouldn’t wear sunscreen. There’s a risk of imp lotion.
When the Muslim vacationer landed in New York during a heat wave, he was immediately arrested by Homeland Security. “But, but,” the unsuspecting tourist protested, “all I said was ‘gee, it’s hot!‘”
The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.