In a weird mixup, I rented a portapottie to watch my kids, because Sean Connery told me to “hire a shitter.“
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(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Do duck hunters use call wading? If so, do authors use call foreword? And do sports broadcasters use called his play?
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Those who shovel snow deserve a plows!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I was told to watch what I eat, so I swallowed my timepiece. My friends thought I was crazy and recommended I undergo Seiko-anal-lysis. But I wasn’t just going to shit on my hands and wait for time to pass.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Renegade theologians are now arguing that Jesus was, in fact, somewhat evil. After all, his mother’s sister was the Auntie Christ.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Yodelling is a cry for alp.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Studying the Red Planet mars my evening plans.
(12 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?
Because of the ‘wide out’ conditions.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The blind man protesting outside the White House was brailling against authority.
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