I was wounded by a machine gun. It looks really uzi.
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(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...Can you trust a prostitute to keep a secret?
Not in a hotel.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Graphic designers are obsessed with kern events. Especially web designers – they love checking out Britney’s css. HTML baby one more time!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Teflon has been around since ancient times. For example, the Gnostics.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s hard to shoe a horse. Just ask David Hasslehoof.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Gary from Austin, TX:
There’s a popular new film about the junior senator from Illinois
that is rumored to be secretly using a brand of women’s shampoo –
Breck Barack Mountain.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hungry? Some placenta could fetal ovus.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I thought I saw a river, but I was mistaken. I must be getting see nile.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...I refuse to add yeast to my bread, after nein-a-leaven.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
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