If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space.
Month: July 2022
Those who are willing to taste unfamiliar foods will try-yum-ph in the end.
What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?
“You reeka!“
The Denver Broncos quarterback bought part of the team. It’s being called the Tebow stake.
Monetary policy madness: Fed Chair Ben Bernanke, aka the ‘Bernanker-Chief’, is blowing his wad!
NED: I would like to rent some stripper equipment.
ED: Just call the pole lease!
Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned.
The farmer got arrested during the drought. He couldn’t make bale.
Rob Ford mayor scandal?? Something’s rotund in the state of Denmark! #robford
The doctors went lawn bowling in the middle of my surgery. Needless to say they bocce’d the procedure.