Puns about alligator stool are a croc of shit.
Month: September 2022
Did Brigitte Bardot credit Shakespeare for her success?
Gum makes me sneeze. A chew.
My son is getting farter and farter behind, so we’re hiring a tooter. It should rectumfy the shituation, whenever the teacher decides to colon him.
People who lose control of their buttocks tend to squander their ass sets.
I am a professional flatulence-connoisseur. I enjoy fartisan whines. I am, as the French say, a smmelier.
I’ll eat any kind of sweet potato. I’m yambidextrous.
The effects of Viagra have been shown to be counter-acted by ingesting A spurt tame.
I’m really having fun dating a Star Wars character. It’s Ewok on the wild side!
Cryptographers like to sleep around, always cracking coeds.