The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe.
Month: September 2022
The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?
“Make it faux.”
How do you locate a Greek restaurant? Use a gyro scope.
Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.
I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.
If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.
When I went to Iran I was Persiana non grata.
I hate math. I’m an anti-summite.
NED: You know, I’m friends with some of the fattest people alive.
ED: Well, bless your good fourchin!