Overeating at a buffet is an expansive proposition.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Halloween gives you cancer–if you wear a cos’tume.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How is British Petroleum like speech recognition software?
British Petroleum can also wreck a nice beach.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Life is like hunting. There are no easy antlers.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...If the Taiwanese director doesn’t win an Oscar, he’ll be one Ang Lee fellow.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The heart surgeon was also a talented ventricle ist.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Was Paris of Troy known for cruelty toward animals?
Yes – when he took a shot at Achilles’ seal.
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