Despite his claims, Al Gore didn’t invent Facebook and Twitter. He just said “So shall the Net work.”
Month: November 2022
Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.
Hear that the Walrus is posing for Playboy? She’s a real pinniped girl!
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
A book is an example of an eye-speed communication device.
Gourmet burgers joints are popping up all over, thanks to the rise of the Hambourgeois.
This World Cup was one for the Guinness Book of Redcards.
My efforts to decipher the language of cows are at last gathering moo meant um.
Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.
I was kicked out of the Glass Eating Society. The entire next day was filled with ex-crew, shitting pane.