Month: December 2022
If someone steals your bra, you can put your case before adjust tits of the peace.
The breast reduction industry is a real juggernot.
If you live beneath a sewer, you are destined for grateness.
Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”
NED: I just farted on you!
ED: Why, you cretin – I am a gassed!
Dear Pungents, I need a pun combining a fantasy creature (fairy, pixie, etc) with a graphic design term. ~Laura, Charlotte, NC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Images of fairies tend to be quite pixiellated.”
2) “Photography? Yes I enjoy snapping pixies.”
3) “What’s the elf-stop for this camera?”
4) “Do Photoshop dragons live in secret underground layers?”
5) “I couldn’t tell what the princess looked like, because she wore an image mask.” (play on words)
6) “Graphic design involves a lot of dragon dropping.”
7) “Photoshop is fairy difficult to understand.”
8) “When coding graphics for a fantasy video game, always check your sorceror-code.”
The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
People who work out too much are like monsters. Aka the Abdominal Show-man.