NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
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Loading...Whenever I visit the lavatory I get nostalgic. The feeling can be best described as an overwhelming sense of urining.
(10 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My wife wants gluten-free cakes. I’m flourless to stop her.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Filling sausages for a living? That’s a wurst-case scenario.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The movie about impotent llamas was set in a post alpaca limp dick war zone.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...When I watch the news I get paranoid. I CNNemy.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I was always fascinated by the metric system, thanks to my gram awe’s influence. At school I wasn’t like the rest of the kgs: I certainly wasn’t the litre, and the bullies just wouldn’t lb me alone. At home my dear nano couldn’t console me, nor could my friend Milli who centi me a deca cards to cheer me up. Eventually I cheered up, however, and the abuse didn’t last furlong.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Was Dick Cheney into bondage?
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