The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...That potheads will always stay up to watch late-night comedy is known as the Law of Reefer-action, aka SNL’s law.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Is the goddess of wisdom against all we stand for?
Yes, she’s an athena.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A government that despises the people is democritic.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Wearing your hat indoors is a fedoral offence.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I saw a cactus in Jamaica, and got it confused with pokemon.
(4 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...When He was born, the Three Wise Men came to Bethlehem, where they found Jesus lying in a manger. They offered Him gold, frankincense and myrrh. Not as well known, however, is that when he turned 21 the Wise Men took the Saviour to a strip club, to watch exotic dancers. This was known as The Gift of the Vagi.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...My Soviet-made car never worked. It had a Lada problems. It was a Lenin. It kept Stalin; I would always have to use my feet, and Trotsky to work – and that is total Bolshevik!
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