When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I saw some large proboscises in Baghdad. It gave me Iraq nose phobia.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone going through airport security has a motional bag gauge.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...You’ll never see a million hair putting everything into a shavings account. Instead he makes bald decisions, even if they be pure follicle.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...He Ramsay ‘nother expletive down your throat.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with Legoo.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When our friend Paul was fired from a catapult, it really cast a Paul over things.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I borrowed your dog, didn’t return it, and now you’re acting all petulant?
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Lung, lung o’ goo, I gave up smoking.
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