There are many cry teary-a for what makes me emotional.
Year: 2026
My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”
A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits.
A good place to meet queer people? An LGBBQ.
You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”
Porn stars have a social conscience too – in fact, many of them are mouthpieces for Am Nasty International. However, despite their best efforts, millions remain in bondage.
Do incarcerated clowns get con-juggle visits?
When I die, please skip the embalming. I’m not one for empty formaldehydes. These are my final odours.
Is it true that Middle Eastern tyrants Arab-dictating power?
Organ thieves sell their goods to a body shop. Some offer free de-livery.

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