Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.
Year: 2026
The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great Shizzum.
I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.
Korean bankers of late have a very won appearance.
The Vikings were the first society with public axes television.
People say smog is a city problem, but that’s not true. Like when I drive to the farm – all I see is hays.
Are midgets mean?
Yes. They like to be little.
Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.
In the desert you always hear the same question: “Watch a dune?”


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