I hate disco – it gives me the heeby Bee-Gees!
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The metaphor shop was robbed. It was alluding. Nothing simile has happened since. The cops are on the lookout fore shadows.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...An illegitimate turkey, aka a bastered.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I see bacon in the pan, I think, ‘Now, that’s parallel porking.’
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why don’t telephone scam artists use VOIP lines?
Because it’s Internet tell-a-phony.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The spread of Walmart is like a plague of low-costs.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we half two.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
(24 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the businessman turned serial killer?
He was obsessed with stalk options!
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