When I went to Iran I was Persiana non grata.
Pun of the Day
Light bulb designers aren’t too bright. You always have to filament.
What’s a Scotsman’s favourite Ricky Martin song?
She Baangs
Mike Sorrentino got a boob job. How do I know? Well, let’s just say I keep a breast of The Situation.
Will we ever make Libya puns? I Gaddhafi-ling we will.
I’m a bit confused about what the word ‘aloha’ means. Is it ‘Hawaii doing?‘ or ‘Will you Maui me?’
The Irish are easily o’ffended.
True or false: Marc O’Polo was Irish.
What’s the biggest requirement for writing good puns? Am pithy.
Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.


