Fish porn? Deep Trout.
Pun of the Day
When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.
What’s worse than colour blindness?
Being chromatose.
Accountants have a accrued sense of humour.
Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian.
My friend was fired after he stabbed his boss in the forehead with a fork. He sued for prongful dismissal.
A billboard in Bangkok claimed that unless I lost weight, all music would end. I wondered, “Is this true thin avert Thai sing?”
The 1970s were a period of great Disco very.
What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?
“It’s a trapeze!”
I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.

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